This was written by the Lions Honorary Rangers, part of Ezemvelo Wildlife.
The Lions River Honorary Officers would like to formally address the reports circulating this morning regarding unusual activity at the base of KwaNogqaza (Howick Falls).
While we usually focus on more common fauna, we feel it is our duty to provide a scientific and administrative backup to these claims.
After a thorough assessment of the mist patterns and river velocity this morning, we can officially confirm that the sighting is consistent with the presence of the region’s most elusive resident.
🧬 The Facts on “Howie”
For those unfamiliar with local biodiversity, “Howie” is not merely a legend. He is, in fact, a critically indigenous endangered species, the Serpentus Equinus Inkanyamba.
As Honorary Officers, we have long monitored this specimen, noting several key biological markers:
Classification: Giant Migratory Carnivorous Serpent (often mistaken for a dinosaur by the untrained eye).
Habitat: Deep-water basins and river tributaries of the uMgeni.
Behavior: Known to be highly active during summer storms; currently emerging from dormancy.
Distinguishing Features: A majestic equine head and a distinctive crested spine, as documented by Khoi and San rock art and historical sightings dating back to 1962.
🛡️ Public Safety Advisory
While “Howie” is a protected part of our natural heritage, we urge visitors to maintain a respectful distance from the viewing decks. If you see a 30-foot neck rising through the mist, please do not attempt to feed him goats, chickens, or tourists.
Have you spotted our resident giant today?
Share your photos below, our “researchers” are standing by to verify every pixel. 📸🐍